Crowded Subway

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, Sir, if you dont stop poking me with your thing, I am going to the cops!
I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket.
Oh really, she spat. Then you must have some job, because thats the fifth raise you have had in the last half hour!

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